ixnay-on-the-oddk:

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

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massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

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mizzjade:

troublelovesmetroubleneedsme:

notsolodolo:

"And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it’s time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can’t make one
He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one
So will the real men get up
I know you’re fed up ladies, but keep your head up”
- Tupac Shakur 

Always reblog this.

^

mizzjade:

troublelovesmetroubleneedsme:

notsolodolo:

"And since we all came from a woman

Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman

I wonder why we take from our women

Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?

I think it’s time to kill for our women

Time to heal our women, be real to our women

And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies

That will hate the ladies, that make the babies

And since a man can’t make one

He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one

So will the real men get up

I know you’re fed up ladies, but keep your head up”

- Tupac Shakur 

Always reblog this.

^

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youcouldbefound:

neoliberalismkills:

"no one can love you until you love yourself"

that is complete bullshit

don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

this everyone read this right now

(Source: neoliberalismkills, via miskfortune)

Tags: needed this

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

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deanplease:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.
busket:


sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

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touching-butts-with-cookies:

alwayshalfastepbehind:

fangirloftoomany:

holmesandpotterinthetardis:

madcapwhovian:

madcapwhovian:

Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES 

ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY

AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS

ALSO PEEVES

ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY 

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they say third time’s the charm, right?

they say third time’s the charm, right?

realizing I have food: the two part saga

Tags: personal

(Source: emilianadarling, via pizza)

jackjonesxd:

GRYFFINDOR: [x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.[x] You have a lot of friends.[x] You get along with everyone.[] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.[] You love soccer.[x] You love baseball.[x] You’re into writing and art.[x] Favorite music genre is pop/rock[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory.[x] One of your favorite colours is red or gold.[x] You get good grades at school.[] One of the worst things you can do is lie.[x] You plan on going to college/university. Total: 10
HUFFLEPUFF:[] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.[] You laugh a lot.[] You like to follow trends.
[] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim.[] Water polo is awesome.[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.[] Black is morbid & depressing.[] You’re an optimist.[] You’re completely straight-edged.[] You’re very emotional.[] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre.[] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.Total: 2
RAVENCLAW:[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.[x] You like to read.[] You appreciate theatre & arts.[] Sports suck.[x] You’re shy. [x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.[] Hate is completely unneeded.[x] Indie is your favourite genre of music.[x] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.[x] Lying is sometimes okay.[] Blue is one of your favorite colors.[] Serious is better than funny.Total: 7
SLYTHERIN:[] There’s at least one person you hate.[x] Basketball is a good sport.[] Football is amazing.[x] Black is a cool colour.[x] You’ve lied about something serious.[x] You’re a very deep person.[x] You have considered suicide. [x] Very loyal.[] You like metal.[] They make school seem more important than it is.[x] You’re scared to grow up.[] You’ve done drugs in the past month.[] Anger is one of your primary feelings.[x] You have trust issues.[] Guilty until proven innocent.Total: 8
Result: Gryffindor

jackjonesxd:

GRYFFINDOR: 
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[x] You have a lot of friends.
[x] You get along with everyone.
[] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[] You love soccer.
[x] You love baseball.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
[x] Favorite music genre is pop/rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory.
[x] One of your favorite colours is red or gold.
[x] You get good grades at school.
[] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college/university. 
Total: 10

HUFFLEPUFF:
[] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[] You laugh a lot.
[] You like to follow trends.

[] Politics suck.

[x] You love to swim.
[] Water polo is awesome.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[] Black is morbid & depressing.
[] You’re an optimist.
[] You’re completely straight-edged.
[] You’re very emotional.
[] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre.
[] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
Total: 2

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You like to read.
[] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy. 
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[] Serious is better than funny.
Total: 7

SLYTHERIN:
[] There’s at least one person you hate.
[x] Basketball is a good sport.
[] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool colour.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide. 
[x] Very loyal.
[] You like metal.
[] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[] Guilty until proven innocent.
Total: 8

Result: Gryffindor

(Source: tessvirtue, via vvelkin)